Ode to...

Ode to the Penis by Dr Debby Herbenick

Oh penis, how I love you so much
You’re good to look at and even better to touch.
Hard or soft, you always feel right
Whether we meet once in the morning or twice at night.
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Ode to the Hand Job by Dr Debby Herbenick

There’s something about a handy
That’s really quite dandy
Is it the chance to grip?
Or that you don’t have to lick?
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Part of both poems produced above with permission by Dr Debby Herbenick